In case you're feeling lonely: the "Compañere" reappears to offer companionship services

Villa Gramatical.- Andrea Milla, better known as Andra Milla , and even more famous as “La Compañere”, is offering escort services, and wow, how life turns around... like a spinner abandoned in the drawer of the pandemic.

A few years ago (during those dark times called “Zoom classes”), a young woman went viral after her teacher called her “classmate,” to which she responded indignantly:

“Dude! Because I identify as non-binary.”

The cry, accompanied by tears, became a national phenomenon and an international meme. And although many thought it would disappear like social distancing, "La Compañere" has returned... in the form of tokens. Or rather: hourly rates.

The Compañere is back… in the form of a “girlfriend experience”

In something that no one, but no one, saw coming, now the girl (girl? boy? chiqui?) offers non-intimate companionship services, charging the following:

• $900 for one hour in a cafe or restaurant

• $1,500 for a dinner

• $3,500 for 5 hours of evening events

But what does the service include? You might be wondering, chronic ch*quetero fan. Well, according to their own publication:

“Just company, no intimate encounters.”

“Compañere”: Because the user who went viral for wanting to be called "companion" is now selling escort services. pic.twitter.com/JjFTlKdchB

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That's basically the same as a Tinder date, but with a fixed rate, no expectations, and more opportunities to correct your inclusive language mid-muffin.

It's worth noting that the self-proclaimed model also has an OnlyFans profile, where she boasts more than 400 images and 17 videos available for a monthly subscription of just over $250 pesos. This clearly shows that she's taken a liking to monetizing virality, although the Tax Administration Service (SAT) continues to question whether this counts as income or performance.

So now you know: if you're feeling lonely, confused, or just have $900 pesos and really want to listen to a non-binary language class over a cup of coffee, you know who to call. Or rather... who to hire.

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